Day 132 – Upsy daisy

May 13, 2010 at 10:59 pm (bipolar, Birthdays, Charity, Cookery, Dads, Dress making, dresses, Fashion, Female solidarity, Fine dining, Inspirational women, Market Harborough, Mend and make do, Motherhood, Motoring, Mummys, Newspapers, photography, The ageing process, Uncategorized, War) (, )

After yesterday’s mini breakdown I went to bed wondering whether I’d ever be able to get up again.  When I woke up this morning therefore with no need for an alarm and feeling fairly fine I was a little surprised but pleasantly so.  Today you see is my Grandmother’s birthday and though crying on one’s own birthday is fairly acceptable I would be a bit of a spoilsport if I was to cry on hers.

Had I been in more of a rush, her and I would have been born on the same day, I was delivered at 1am on May 13.  There are rumours my father passed my mother a message from my grandma, at home looking after my two sisters, to try to hurry up but they are unconfirmed as yet.

One of my earliest memories of my grandma is  baking cakes with her in the kitchen.  She won prizes for her baking when she was a member of the Women’s Institute and still today she makes wonderful cakes and puddings much to the sweet toothed giants delight.  I had always been allowed to lick the spoon but on this particular day there had been a health warning issued about the dangers of salmonella and my grandma was not taking any risks.  She put the spoon on the side ready to be washed but as she turned around to put the cakes in the oven I reached up and snatching the spoon from the side ran upstairs to hide behind the wardrobe where I triumphantly licked off the remains of the mixture.

During the war my grandma lived in Coventry where she worked in a factory.  She had three children, Margaret, Gilbert and Ian.  When my father met my mother he told her his name was Paul.  He was rumbled however when my mother rang his house to speak with him and was told by my grandma that there was a Gil but no Paul living there.

Until a few years ago she was still driving and did not only cut her own lawn but her neighbours lawn too.  Though she struggles with arthritis she continues to knit blankets for anyone we know who is expecting a baby and crochets the sweetest little mats and crosses which are perfect for bookmarks even though she tells my mum they are to be distributed at her funeral.

We have taken her away to ski in the past and though she was not on the slopes she feels the cold as badly as me and bought herself an all in one red ski suit which clashed brilliantly with her white hair and meant we could always see her from the top of the lift.  She is as big a cheat when it comes to board games as I am and while playing Scrabble on the skiing holiday she attempted to cheat a number of times including one occasion when she insisted gitesex was a word.  She had put down git herself which had left us all in hysterics.

On her 80 birthday we brought her to The Grand in Brighton and though my parents had been planning to take her away for her 90 in the end she preferred to go out for lunch with us all.  We took her out to The Three Swans in Harborough today and she wore a beautiful blue pussy bow blouse.  As well as following the football I can still speak politics with her and she is great company.  The other day I had to turn down a 90-year-old man who wanted me to do a write up about his wife’s birthday.  I felt dreadful because we do not cover 90 birthdays any more.  I think my grandma would enjoy seeing her name in print so the next time I see her I am going to give her a mini interview so I can tell her story through her own eyes rather than mine.

I know her as my grandma.  As the woman who rocked me back and forth in a washing basket, who made us all jumpers with our initials on and who would bake us jam tarts and a chocolate coated cake with buttons.  I know her as the woman who once chased off some bullies on bikes who were being mean to me and the one who basted butter on my forehead when I bumped it whilst running around with my sisters.  She would give us toffees and cakes while my parents were looking the other way and still repairs cardigans and sows on buttons for all of us.  I do not want her story to be of only these things, I also want to know her and write her as a worker, a mother and a woman.

  • Today’s dress is from the mysterious dress donor, they arrived last week with a new cryptic message included addressed to an even stranger name.  The donor asked whether I would mind putting on a bit more weight as it is difficult to find dresses in my size.  This one is originally from Next and feels lovely.  I felt it was dressy enough for The Three Swans but was annoyed because my epilator is yet to arrive still and so I had to wear horrid tights.

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Day 95 – Hallaton hoe down

April 6, 2010 at 8:54 pm (bipolar, Bottle Kicking, Charity, Countryside, dresses, Environment, Fashion, Fashion crime, Fitness, Hallaton, Long distance relationships, Market Harborough, Medbourne, Mend and make do, mental health, Movement to stop Uggs making the world ugly, Newspapers, photography, Scallywags, Style, The boy, Uncategorized, Vintage, War) (, , , )

I have crab-crawled feet-first under a bush, took a running leap to clear a babbling brook and stood still, eyes frozen with terror as two hundred men came hurtling towards me;  I have spent the day at the annual Bottle Kicking contest at Hallaton.

Some of you may have heard of this sport before but for the uninitiated, a little explanation will hopefully suffice.  The competition, which is believed to date back a thousand years, sees villagers from both side of the brook compete to get the bottle back to their village.  The only rules are no strangling and no gouging other than that competitors may do whatsoever they wish to return each of the three ceremonial bottles, filled to the brim with ale for the champions to drink, back to their village.

When I first heard of the game, I must admit I had pictured things rather differently.  I had imagined a line of largely unbalanced men queuing up in a line to kick Carling bottles off the top of a brick wall.   In my head I could hear the promotional voice which would speak over the contest: “Probably the best bottles in the world.”

As it turns out the Bottle Kicking contest is hands down the best way to spend a Bank Holiday.  When we arrive, we cast away our city reservations and get right in with the crowd by tagging along with the parade towards the centre of Hallaton village.  We passed Medbourne on the drive down here and though i am accustomed to supporting the underdog the boy and my bestest persuaded me to side with the winners and align myself with the Hallaton men.  As I am reporting from the battle field I feel it would be rather rude to take sides so in the interests of soaking up the atmosphere I decide to follow the scrum wherever it may go.

I always thought I would do quite well in a war situation.  Though I am petite, I am fast, strong and sneaky and as I had been a bit of a British Bulldog champ as a child I has rather assumed I may be of use to the scrum.  As it turns out I am a horrible hindrance in battle.  Though I keep on trying to sneak my way into the middle, whenever the lads start to drift towards me, I scream like a girl and run away as fast as I can telling everyone in my path to run for their lives.  Everywhere I look there are fallen champions who are pinching at bloodied noses, gasping for breath and doing their best to slip shoulders back into place.  There is a fantastic cross-section of society at this event and everywhere I look I can see society’s barriers broken down by the united aim of getting the bottle back to base.  

I am fascinated to see women in the huddle who appear tougher than the men they challenge.  One girl tells me she has been punched in the ribs by a rather rude chap but assures me she managed to get her own back.  Whilst looking him directly in the eye she elbowed him straight to the steriles.  I am amazed at what good fun the whole day is.  We chase the scrum up and down the hill, through the hedges and over the fences and only after the games are done do we find the time to rest our weary heads upon the hill.  There may have been blood shed, there may have been hate, but all this was over once the bottles were brought hurtling over the hill of Hallaton’s gate.

  • I have made my dress as functional as humanely possible.  Though I do rather look like I have been, and I quote, “shagged through a hedge backwards” I did work quite hard on finding a look for today which was not going to make me appear too girly.  The dress is another of those donated by the lovely Lara but the belt and the black top are my own.  The boots I am wearing are strong, structured and most importantly of all, not slippers.

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